Beloved Wife and Mommy L: Your just a shitty person.
Seems like you have your head shoved so far up your OWN butt that you can't see hurting people surrounding you.
I doubt that you have ever truly even lost a child - If you had you certainly would walk around talking like you know it all and that your shit doesn't stink. You would have empathy towards other people and not treat COMPLETE STRANGERS LIKE CRAP!
You are NO better than me. You are NOT above me. You are a crappy mom if you can't wait to send them off to school just so you can be SELFISH and have the day to yourself and LET SOMEONE ELSE RAISE YOUR CHILD!!
I am homeschooling my children because I know my children and LOVE My children better than anyone else and because that is my JOB and MY DESIRE and because I serve a mighty God!!!!!
You are just a sucky person stop writing to me - stop giving CRAPPY answers to peoples questions - nobody likes a person like you..
Me: Well hey hey! I thought you went away. But I see you pulled a clever trick. Wait a day to reply back so that in my retort I can not accuse you of being on the internet all day, because you waited a whole 23 hours to reply to my last email; Smarty McSmarterson.
You know, I've been thinking, what makes you so twitchy and then it hit me. Look, let's be friends, I've noticed that your grammar is quite terrible (You're a shitty person, not YOUR a shitty person...empathy vs sympathy) and you haven't quite learned the proper use of capitalization or punctuation. Seeing as you will be homeschooling your children, this worries me. So, in the interest of bettering humanity, I'm going to offer you a deal.
When I used to tutor I charged $25 an hour, but seeing as we are old friends by now, I'll only charge you $18 an hour. This way, we can work on your issues, not just emotional, but grammar and hell, because I'm such a nice person, I'll even throw in basic mathematics (ex. One lady + one computer - attentive husband + crazy glue = a wiener dog) .
Also, I "almost" minored in religion during college so if you would like some help on certain parts of the bible, such as "thou shalt not call thy fellow wo-man sucky" I can help you with those parts too. Unless, the almighty God you're refering to is Buddah, Dumbledore or the like. I wouldn't feel right tutoring you in religions other than Christianity because I'm not as well versed but I could link you to some other transcedents.
Let me know when we can set up our first lesson! I'm free all days but Thursday.
Blessed Wife and Mommy L: Are you crazy! I don't need your help - why would I want you to help me after you've been such an awful person. You no who needs help - YOU.
Me: Ok, ok. $15 an hour if you throw in gas money.
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