Hand on your hip and naked pictures

Have you noticed in almost all of the pictures taken of girls that are 10 years younger than us, their hands are on their hips? They even cock their hip bone out a little like a runway model. What is this? Where did this come from? I rate this obnoxiousness up there with bending down and putting your hands on your knees in a picture, when this cheerleader group pile ducking is unnecessary.

I decided yesterday that I could not run for a public office. Back when I was a senior in college (ie stupid and drunk) my friend needed to practice her photography skills. Who better to test them on than me! I'll get naked for anybody. Well, I used to get naked comfortably for anyone because back in the day I had fantastic boobs. Unfortunately now they are sad empty drooping sacks but we all know that comes along with the mom territory.

Anyway. Yes she took naked pictures, anything south of the equator was tastefully (oxymoron?) covered up with leg crossing or cropping. BUT that's not the stupid part. The stupid part was I was seeing this guy while Jason and I were being stubborn. Ya, he took one. At first I thought, oh wow, this guy likes me so much he wanted a naked picture of me. I'm so special. [Facepalm]. So it's out there. If I ever ran for public office it would surely end up on some social networking site and the controversy would cause me to back down from my seat.

C'est la vie...