Pffffffttt

I went to go and purchase a Valentine's Day card for my hubby. I strolled up and down the aisles looking for the "humor" section. I don't really like mushy cards because I don't condone plagiarism.

I started opening up cards and much to my displeasure, all the cards had the same theme. Farting. Every single card I picked up was "honey I know you love me because I fart in bed", "honey you stand by me even after eating mexican food", "oh how I love you because you love my gas".

Quite annoyed at my selection I tried a different store. Different store, same theme. Gas. Gas. Gas. Isn't there something else humorous about a relationship besides rolling down windows?

I had to settle on a blank card and I will just write my own lyrics to my tune, but I promise you, the thesis of my words will not revolve around stinky matters.